Morag!

Samantha Grace Capper!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The really ugly, lopsided but delicious cake in the kitchen is your present from me.

( Private to Sam and Ginny )

This is an ad. This is cheaper than putting one up in the Daily Prophet. I need my money to do up the wicked attic space I have now.

Drummer needed. Must rock. Must not be creepy. Must be able to deal with the potential of musical egos.


Also, what does one wear to a Halloween wedding reception? Is it bad taste to go as a zombie bride?

Also, Morag's fun Halloween fact: The current world record for a pumpkin is a whopping 656 Kilograms.

( Stephan )

General question, what's the most brilliant band name you can think of for the band I'm going to start?

Alright, so I've decided to finish becoming a proper adult and finally get a place of my own. Somewhere with enough room for my piano. But I'm not sure I'd like living alone. It seems depressing to me.

So I guess I should find a non skeevy roommate who doesn't ming music and sometimes art supplies.

Also.

If you drive a car at light speed and turn on the headlights, what happens?

And for people not up on muggle things.

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

I started a new job tonight. It was good. I'm glad people like to give gingers with nice Scottish accents major tips. It gets even better since tomorrow night I get to play the piano.

It's basically the same job I had when I was in New York City, but this time it's in a wizarding establishment. Which also means I can stop mooching off of Sam and Ginny's couch probably get a place of my own set up. Somewhere big enough so I can move my piano from my mum's. I'd probably need a roommate though.

Question of the week.

Solipsism is basically a philosophical thought that world and everything (whether materialistic or the existence of other people's minds) it possesses only exists in your own mind. Or at least that's what it means in the most basic of layman's terms. It's not one I actually believe in. After all if it was true, I'd have made myself ridiculously famous by now. (Although seriously thinking about it does get a bit trippy.) The question is. If this worldview were actually correct, what kind of world would you make for yourself to live in?

Or you can answer, "If you were a worm, how long would you be?"

Now, I need a job and roommate.

Why is it when you give someone a factoid you remember they believe you, but when you say, 'wet paint' or 'hot plate,' they have to bloody check?

Anyway, Nothing can beat Eddie Carmichael's dramatic reemergence into the wizarding world, so I'll just leave you all with, "How've you been?"

Also.

If the universe is everything, and muggle scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Food for thought.

( Morag! Five years later )

Oh Merlin. I frickin' hate essays and theory work. Why am I in school again? More importantly why do I have EXPLAIN how something happens? I can do it. I don't much care why it does. I move my wand, and it just does it. I'm bored.

I think I'm going to out onto the grounds for a walk before I set this essay on fire.

Also, I guess I just need to find out who wants to switch robes with me for this party. You all know Ravenclaw colors are the best.

So if a man who can't count finds a four leaf clover, is it still lucky?

Furthermore the saying about the glass being half full or half empty just seems inherently flawed to me. It doesn't matter which way you see it. It's still only probably half the yummy beverage you want/paid for/earned. As such I would think it would be best to see this glass as half empty as to not be satisfied with being ripped off.

Discuss.

( Private to friends )

( Morag! )